1 00:00:13,666 --> 00:00:14,456 What's wrong? 2 00:00:14,718 --> 00:00:18,057 You asked me what i wanted to drink and said ice thee with lemon 3 00:00:18,066 --> 00:00:19,206 Oh, I forgot the ice. 4 00:00:19,209 --> 00:00:20,458 And the lemon. 5 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:26,635 You know what's weird? 6 00:00:26,638 --> 00:00:27,138 What? 7 00:00:27,141 --> 00:00:29,240 That I keep inviting you over. 8 00:00:33,473 --> 00:00:35,393 Aw man. Aww. 9 00:00:39,016 --> 00:00:39,766 Hey. 10 00:00:40,218 --> 00:00:41,638 What up with the elevator? 11 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,661 I don't know. It keeps breaking and getting stuck like this. 12 00:00:45,911 --> 00:00:46,951 Come on in. 13 00:00:47,524 --> 00:00:49,703 All right. Who's ready to do a Web show? 14 00:00:49,709 --> 00:00:50,749 Hi, Freddie. 15 00:00:51,824 --> 00:00:53,004 Hey, Spencer. 16 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,189 The elevator keeps getting stuck. 17 00:00:56,194 --> 00:00:59,943 Ah. Ooh, are those cashews? I love cashews. 18 00:00:59,952 --> 00:01:01,051 Why does your voice sound deeper? 19 00:01:01,054 --> 00:01:02,064 I don't know. Puberty? 20 00:01:03,951 --> 00:01:05,771 Should I, like, call for help or something? 21 00:01:05,776 --> 00:01:09,664 Nah. I think I can get out. The problem is this machine. 22 00:01:09,673 --> 00:01:10,773 What machine? 23 00:01:11,227 --> 00:01:12,457 It's a smoker. 24 00:01:13,011 --> 00:01:13,760 A smoker? 25 00:01:13,762 --> 00:01:15,661 Yeah. You know, how sometimes when you go to concerts 26 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:17,335 and they have smoke all over the stage? 27 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:17,939 - Yeah. - Sure. 28 00:01:17,941 --> 00:01:19,241 Well, my buddy Jeff is in a band 29 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,924 and they needed one, so I borrowed this smoker from socko. 30 00:01:22,301 --> 00:01:24,341 I can almost fit it through here. 31 00:01:24,887 --> 00:01:27,007 Come on, you smoker. 32 00:01:27,533 --> 00:01:29,783 Hey, we got to start "iCarly" in 10 minutes. 33 00:01:29,938 --> 00:01:31,247 Where's your tech wizard friend? 34 00:01:31,251 --> 00:01:32,211 Yeah, where's your nerd? 35 00:01:32,214 --> 00:01:34,422 He'll be here in a sec. And he's not a nerd. 36 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,078 But I thought you said you know him from the av club. 37 00:01:36,082 --> 00:01:38,081 Yes, so? Just 'cause we're in the av club, 38 00:01:38,087 --> 00:01:40,136 that automatically makes us nerds? 39 00:01:47,336 --> 00:01:50,955 Aah. Stupid smoker machine. Come on. 40 00:01:50,964 --> 00:01:52,884 You sure you don't want me to call for help? 41 00:01:53,099 --> 00:01:54,289 Yes. 42 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:19,005 In five, four, three, two-- 43 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,074 - I'm Sam. - Carly here. 44 00:03:21,079 --> 00:03:22,768 And this is "iCarly." 45 00:03:22,773 --> 00:03:27,053 To start the show, Sam and I will now speed walk in a circle for no apparent reason. 46 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:35,780 And now-- 47 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,202 hula time. 48 00:03:39,139 --> 00:03:40,609 Hula, hula, hula, hula, 49 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,083 hula, hula, hula, hula, 50 00:03:47,147 --> 00:03:48,347 come in. 51 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:50,680 - Ah, hello. - Who's there? 52 00:03:51,005 --> 00:03:52,264 I'm Shane. 53 00:03:52,268 --> 00:03:55,408 - Freddie's nerd friend? - I guess. 54 00:03:55,716 --> 00:04:01,316 Over here. Hey, the elevator's stuck. 55 00:04:01,568 --> 00:04:03,187 Sorry.Listen, I'm really late. I need-- 56 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:05,491 yeah. Freddie's upstairs doing the show with Carly and Sam right now. 57 00:04:05,497 --> 00:04:06,547 You can just take the stairs. 58 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:07,780 - Thanks. - Wait! 59 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,933 You're not a nerd. You're kind of handsome. 60 00:04:11,621 --> 00:04:12,371 Thanks. 61 00:04:14,657 --> 00:04:17,937 Next, Sam and I will stuff blueberries up our noses. 62 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,750 Zoom in on this fredward. 63 00:04:25,882 --> 00:04:27,832 Yeah. This is classic stuff. 64 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:33,650 And now, I will hula dance like an idiot while Sam plays-- 65 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:36,512 the trombone, baby. 66 00:05:07,744 --> 00:05:10,453 Okay. On a live Web show like "iCarly"-- 67 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:12,379 you never know what might happen. 68 00:05:12,384 --> 00:05:14,403 Like a friend of Freddie's just walks in. 69 00:05:14,409 --> 00:05:15,769 He's brand-new at our school. 70 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,581 And he's gonna help us show you guys a super cool experiment. 71 00:05:18,588 --> 00:05:20,067 With magnetism. 72 00:05:20,071 --> 00:05:21,401 So let's meet Freddie's nice friend. 73 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,354 Yes, let's meet him immediately. 74 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,909 Come on, don't be shy. 75 00:05:24,912 --> 00:05:26,762 Yeah. Come here, whatever your name is. 76 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:28,417 His name's Shane. 77 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:29,991 Shane. 78 00:05:30,454 --> 00:05:31,834 Hi, Shane. 79 00:05:32,038 --> 00:05:32,607 Hi. 80 00:05:32,609 --> 00:05:34,419 So you're in the av club with Freddie? 81 00:05:34,424 --> 00:05:37,293 - Oh, yeah. Sure am. - Oh, wow. That's so awesome. 82 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:39,769 And what's cooler than a guy in the av club? 83 00:05:39,775 --> 00:05:40,735 Nothing. 84 00:05:45,046 --> 00:05:47,376 Guys. Guys, the Web show? 85 00:05:47,482 --> 00:05:48,482 Oh, right. 86 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:52,224 Up--coming up soon, Shane's gonna help Sam and me 87 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:53,881 show you guys a little-- 88 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:57,106 fun with magnetism. 89 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,724 Magnets. Magnets. 90 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,450 Magnets. Magnets. 91 00:06:02,765 --> 00:06:06,875 And now, as you can see, Shane is attaching magnetic cuffs to our wrists. 92 00:06:07,265 --> 00:06:10,184 And the wires from the cuffs lead to a device called-- 93 00:06:10,192 --> 00:06:11,532 tell them, Shane. 94 00:06:11,715 --> 00:06:14,405 Magno-static multi-pulse flux generator. 95 00:06:15,594 --> 00:06:16,734 Cool. 96 00:06:16,907 --> 00:06:18,237 You're so smart. 97 00:06:20,204 --> 00:06:23,874 Now, I will put one foot into a bucket of vinegar. 98 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:27,454 Hmm. Yes. 99 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:30,760 And I will put my foot into a bucket of goat's milk. 100 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,079 Power it up. 101 00:06:33,082 --> 00:06:34,182 Powering up. 102 00:06:36,891 --> 00:06:39,880 And now, watch what happens when we touch our tongues 103 00:06:39,887 --> 00:06:42,027 to each end of this crystal rod. 104 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,230 Isn't this cool. 105 00:06:48,697 --> 00:06:51,597 Ta-da. 106 00:06:55,692 --> 00:06:57,471 Hey. Either of you guys seen Shane? 107 00:06:57,476 --> 00:06:59,216 - No, why? Is he coming by here? - What time? 108 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,189 Well, calm down. I was just wondering if you saw him. 109 00:07:02,196 --> 00:07:04,156 - I needed to give him back his flash drive. - Let me do it. 110 00:07:04,181 --> 00:07:08,071 Okay. I'll handle it. Crazies. 111 00:07:11,146 --> 00:07:14,256 So, you kind of like Shane, right? 112 00:07:14,524 --> 00:07:15,384 Yeah. 113 00:07:19,274 --> 00:07:21,144 Do you think it'd be crazy if I ask him out? 114 00:07:23,513 --> 00:07:24,743 Well, no. It's just that-- 115 00:07:24,766 --> 00:07:27,736 what? You think he'd think I was being too pushy, too desperate? 116 00:07:28,244 --> 00:07:28,823 No. 117 00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:30,465 Well, tell me what you're thinking. 118 00:07:32,032 --> 00:07:34,162 I was thinking about asking him out. 119 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:36,310 Oh. 120 00:07:41,934 --> 00:07:42,674 Yeah. 121 00:07:43,848 --> 00:07:46,377 I think the only way to be fair here is to honor the girl code. 122 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:48,633 So, whoever saw him first-- 123 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:50,689 - gets to date him. - Agreed. 124 00:07:50,783 --> 00:07:51,653 Good. 125 00:07:52,207 --> 00:07:53,837 So I'm gonna ask him out. 126 00:08:01,697 --> 00:08:06,167 Okay, stop. I guess it's kind of hard to tell. 127 00:08:07,039 --> 00:08:08,968 Yeah. I saw him first. 128 00:08:08,973 --> 00:08:10,093 I saw him first. 129 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,348 - Well, play it back frame by frame. - Yeah. Frame by frame. 130 00:08:13,353 --> 00:08:14,713 - I just said frame by frame. - I also said it. 131 00:08:14,717 --> 00:08:17,646 All right. Take a look. 132 00:08:19,527 --> 00:08:20,926 - Okay. - Coming up. 133 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:23,590 - About to happen. - Here it comes. 134 00:08:25,319 --> 00:08:26,938 There. A dead tie. 135 00:08:26,943 --> 00:08:28,853 So, I guess, neither of you can go out with Shane. 136 00:08:28,858 --> 00:08:31,077 Oh, too bad. Bye. 137 00:08:34,169 --> 00:08:35,509 So what are we gonna do? 138 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:39,985 Okay. Who says we can't both go out with him? 139 00:08:40,783 --> 00:08:43,812 Don't you think the two of us going out with the same guy could be kind of dangerous? 140 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:46,990 No. It's not like we're talking about marrying the guy. 141 00:08:47,578 --> 00:08:51,417 Okay. And you know why this is gonna work? 142 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:55,676 - 'Cause we're best friends. - Uh-huh. And we're never gonna let some guy wreck that. 143 00:08:55,686 --> 00:08:57,465 - Not in this lifetime. - No way. 144 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,420 - We're gonna be super mature about this. - Yup. 145 00:08:59,775 --> 00:09:01,904 Good. I'm gonna call Shane right now and ask him out. 146 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:03,350 Not without your cell phone, you're not. 147 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:05,465 Sam. 148 00:09:07,853 --> 00:09:09,143 I was just kidding. 149 00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:12,996 I know. Give me back my SIM card. 150 00:09:18,947 --> 00:09:20,776 So you think it will work now? 151 00:09:20,782 --> 00:09:22,972 Should. Rewired the buttons. 152 00:09:23,227 --> 00:09:24,317 Reset the gears. 153 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:25,660 - Greased the shaft. - Right. 154 00:09:25,692 --> 00:09:26,992 - Should run fine now. - Great. 155 00:09:37,188 --> 00:09:39,217 Is everybody okay? What was that crash? 156 00:09:39,222 --> 00:09:42,111 We're fine. The elevator just dropped nine floors to the basement. 157 00:09:42,119 --> 00:09:43,678 Yeah. How would I get down there? 158 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:45,692 I don't know. I guess the stairs. 159 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:48,540 Can you show me the stairs? 160 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,773 Yeah. If you promise not to fix 'em. 161 00:09:52,982 --> 00:09:55,011 Hey, you guys hear that huge crash? 162 00:09:55,017 --> 00:09:56,867 Everybody's a critic. 163 00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:00,255 Hey. 164 00:10:00,257 --> 00:10:03,326 Hey.Where have you been? We got a ton of "iCarly" stuff to rehearse. 165 00:10:03,453 --> 00:10:05,613 Oh, I was just getting my homework done early. 166 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:10,628 You were getting your homework done early? For what class? 167 00:10:10,639 --> 00:10:14,939 The--you know, the one with the teacher who says things. 168 00:10:16,823 --> 00:10:18,583 You can tell me if you were with Shane. 169 00:10:18,797 --> 00:10:20,677 Remember, we're gonna be mature about this. 170 00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:23,653 - Okay, I was with Shane. - Fine. 171 00:10:25,953 --> 00:10:26,703 Where? 172 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:31,910 - He bought me a smoothie. - Oh, cool. 173 00:10:33,489 --> 00:10:35,029 He bought me a smoothie last night. 174 00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:36,073 Oh, nice. 175 00:10:38,581 --> 00:10:39,551 What size? 176 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,477 Medium. 177 00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:43,889 - Aww. - That's all I wanted. 178 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,436 Did he tell you that you have a cute nose? 179 00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:49,673 No. 180 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:52,689 Interesting. 181 00:10:53,975 --> 00:10:56,725 Why? Did he tell you you have a cute nose? 182 00:10:56,751 --> 00:11:01,341 Oh, maybe. I don't remember. Yes. 183 00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:05,647 Did you feel his arm muscles? 184 00:11:06,462 --> 00:11:07,192 No. 185 00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:11,028 Well, they're large. 186 00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,364 You didn't feel his arm muscles. 187 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,509 Yes, I did too. 188 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:18,211 He told me that he can beat his dad in arm wrestling and I said, "no way." 189 00:11:18,218 --> 00:11:21,057 And he said, "oh, no. It's true." And I said, "wow, you must be really strong." 190 00:11:21,064 --> 00:11:22,823 And he said, "well, I work out a little bit. " And I said, "really?" 191 00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:24,707 And he said, "yeah. You wanna feel my biceps?" And I said, "sure, I do." 192 00:11:24,712 --> 00:11:26,622 And so I felt them and they felt awesome. 193 00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:32,255 I think that's great. 194 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:32,829 Good. 195 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:37,050 But wouldn't it just be easier if you wrote "I'm desperate" on your forehead? 196 00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:40,612 - You take that back. - You take it back. 197 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,676 - Take what back? - Well, I don't know. Just take it back. 198 00:11:42,682 --> 00:11:44,072 - Stop dating Shane. - You stop. 199 00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:45,704 - No. - I saw the boy first. 200 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,167 We saw him simultaneously. 201 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:49,381 You're just jealous 'cause he said I had the cute nose. 202 00:11:49,387 --> 00:11:51,747 When he said that, did he also mention that booger in it? 203 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,103 There's no booger in my nose. 204 00:11:54,107 --> 00:11:55,996 Well, I don't even care 'cause I have a date with Shane tonight. 205 00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:57,881 - Obviously. - What's that supposed to mean? 206 00:11:57,886 --> 00:12:00,225 Why don't you ask your new helping bra? 207 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:02,902 That's it. I'm out of here. 208 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:08,516 This is my house. 209 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,240 There's nothing wrong with a little help. 210 00:12:24,323 --> 00:12:26,053 - Hey. - Hi. 211 00:12:28,473 --> 00:12:30,443 - I feel really bad about our fight. - I do too. 212 00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:33,298 I brought you some makeup cookies. Try one. 213 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,550 You try one first. 214 00:12:38,364 --> 00:12:40,814 Okay. I can't believe you think I'd poison the cookies. 215 00:12:40,821 --> 00:12:44,340 Well, with me out of the way, you'd have an all-access pass to club Shane. 216 00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:49,624 - Mmm, really good. - Thanks. 217 00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:51,288 Hey, hey. I see cookies. 218 00:12:51,293 --> 00:12:51,832 Go for it. 219 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:52,814 Ooh, all right. 220 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,010 Mmm. Who made them? 221 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:56,823 Sam. 222 00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:01,621 It's okay. She didn't put anything bad in them. 223 00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:04,616 Yeah, but when was the last time Sam washed her hands? 224 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,187 So, what are we gonna do about this whole Shane thing? 225 00:13:13,351 --> 00:13:15,771 - I don't know. - Well, I thought you guys decided you'd both date him. 226 00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:18,187 - We did. - Not workin' out too well. 227 00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:22,913 Okay, so why don't you just let Sam date Shane and you find someone else to date? 228 00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:24,862 - Why? - 'Cause I'm lonely and available. 229 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:28,502 - Hey, man. - Hey. 230 00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:30,885 - We got an av club meeting. - Oh, right. 231 00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:32,340 Hey, Carly. Hey, Sam. 232 00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:32,942 - Hi. - Hey. 233 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:33,555 Let's go. 234 00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:37,987 Whoa, whoa. Uh, your hair looks a little weird in the front here. 235 00:13:37,996 --> 00:13:40,535 - It looks fine. - Uh, you made it worse. 236 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:41,550 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 237 00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:42,933 - No, I didn't. - See, it looked fine-- 238 00:13:43,859 --> 00:13:44,499 --this way. 239 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,220 Guys. Guys. 240 00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:51,273 Come on, Shane. 241 00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:53,557 I'll--I'll see you later. 242 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,530 - Okay. - Okay. Bye. 243 00:13:54,562 --> 00:13:55,752 - Call me. - Text me. Okay. 244 00:13:58,601 --> 00:14:02,961 Obviously, only one of us can date Shane unless we wanna end up murdering each other. 245 00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:08,445 - So, we flip a coin? - Nah, I don't think we should decide this randomly. 246 00:14:08,563 --> 00:14:09,713 Then what? We let Shane pick? 247 00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:12,556 Yes. I got it. 248 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:13,262 Go. 249 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,233 Whichever one of us Shane kisses first gets to date him. 250 00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:19,315 Rules? 251 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,666 We can't kiss him. He has to kiss one of us. 252 00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:24,864 - Terms of the kiss? - It has to be lips to lips-- 253 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,519 I enjoy lips to lips. 254 00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:29,965 --And it has to last at least three seconds. 255 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,690 - Or longer. - Yes. Longer would be nice. 256 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:45,868 How long do you think it'll take before the elevator's fixed? 257 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:49,019 I don't know, three or four. 258 00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:54,744 Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months? 259 00:14:54,805 --> 00:14:55,755 Yeah. Maybe five. 260 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:58,540 Five what? 261 00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:02,406 Look, buddy, I'm just a dancer. 262 00:15:04,256 --> 00:15:05,656 You're not a dancer. 263 00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:10,826 Five, six, seven, eight. 264 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,210 I'm sorry. 265 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,000 Not for $9 billion. 266 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,628 Don't worry.I don't wanna kiss you, 267 00:15:48,774 --> 00:15:50,963 but I do want you to win this Shane contest. 268 00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:53,028 You don't want me to win. You just want Carly to lose. 269 00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:58,452 That is-- true. 'Cause if you're dating Shane, 270 00:15:58,465 --> 00:16:00,694 that'll make Carly want a boyfriend. Then, I get-- 271 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,300 - here he comes. Go, go. - But we got to figure out how we-- 272 00:16:02,313 --> 00:16:04,333 - no. Go, go. - Okay, fine. 273 00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:09,755 Oh, hi, Shane. 274 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,370 Oh, hey, Sam. A kissing booth? 275 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:14,947 Uh-huh. 276 00:16:14,951 --> 00:16:17,080 Yeah, what, uh, charity does the money go to? 277 00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:22,426 Oh, you know, that charity that helps old people become less-- irritating. 278 00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:30,212 Well, I'd love to help out. You know, I left my wallet in my locker. 279 00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:33,198 Ah, Bobby, come here. 280 00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:35,294 What? 281 00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:36,306 Loan Shane a dollar. 282 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:37,889 Uh, o-okay. 283 00:16:39,636 --> 00:16:43,286 Oh, hey, later, okay? If I'm late to class again, Mr. kaplan will kill me. 284 00:16:43,324 --> 00:16:43,944 But-- 285 00:16:45,899 --> 00:16:49,529 I don't think I have a dollar. What can I get with 50 cents? 286 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,998 I'll spit on you. 287 00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:52,261 Deal. 288 00:16:52,263 --> 00:16:53,533 Get out of here. 289 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,718 Shane. Come on in. 290 00:17:06,805 --> 00:17:08,684 Um, if we're gonna catch the movie, we should go now before the-- 291 00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:11,119 you know what? Let's just blow off the movie and hang out here. 292 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,034 Uh, sure. 293 00:17:12,037 --> 00:17:13,266 Let's sit down on the couch. 294 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:14,330 - Okay. - Iced coffee? 295 00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:17,557 Thanks. 296 00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:22,131 - Use the coaster. - Okay. Uh, I don't see where-- 297 00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:23,659 oh, under the blue folder. 298 00:17:24,364 --> 00:17:31,173 Oh, there they are. "A chance for rom ance," an original play by Carly Shay. 299 00:17:31,189 --> 00:17:31,848 Yeah. 300 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,131 I didn't know you write plays. 301 00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:38,012 Well, I do sometimes. Anyway, um, I'm gonna perform this one in class, 302 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,184 but I can't find anyone to rehearse it with. 303 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:43,449 Oh, well, uh, you know, I've been in a couple of plays. 304 00:17:43,456 --> 00:17:47,286 Okay. Oh, look, here's another copy. Page nine. You start. 305 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:49,729 Okay. 306 00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:56,808 Mabel, you look so beautiful in the moonlight. 307 00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:01,176 Oh, Bruno, thanks. You rock for saying that. 308 00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:06,059 Mabel, I love you. 309 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:10,227 I love you, too, but our parents, they'll never let us be together 310 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:16,185 I know, but still, we have this moment here, now. 311 00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:18,421 But what if someone should see us? 312 00:18:18,424 --> 00:18:22,583 Shh, shh, shh. You talk too much. 313 00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:32,391 It says that Bruno kisses mabel passionately for at least three seconds. 314 00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:35,286 Oh, yeah. Look at that. It sure does. 315 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,722 I don't know if it's okay-- 316 00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:38,916 oh, this is acting. 317 00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:42,888 We're being actors right now, and a good actor always follows the script, right? 318 00:18:43,799 --> 00:18:45,369 Here, I'll take it from-- 319 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,285 but what if someone should see us? 320 00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:53,700 Okay. Shh, shh, shh. You talk too much. 321 00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:56,755 Hey, look! 322 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,418 What? 323 00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:03,442 I made toast by leaving a piece of bread in the sun next to a mirror and some tin foil. 324 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,752 - No way. - Yeah, come look. I'll show you my rig. 325 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:06,667 Cool. 326 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,180 Here he comes. 327 00:19:20,269 --> 00:19:24,329 Sam. Oh man, she's unconscious. 328 00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:25,358 Hey, what's wrong with Sam? 329 00:19:25,821 --> 00:19:28,661 I don't think she's breathing, but I don't know what to do. You better take over. 330 00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:33,964 Come on, you know how to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 331 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,759 Yeah. I was certified in cpr last year. 332 00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:37,343 - Well, get to it, man. - Okay, okay. Um-- 333 00:19:39,953 --> 00:19:42,993 out of my way. Give me some room. Move. 334 00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:48,589 Wait. I'm feeling better. 335 00:19:48,593 --> 00:19:49,942 Just hold still. 336 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,261 I'm fine, all right? 337 00:19:55,266 --> 00:20:00,566 I'm gonna report you to the principal for impersonating a sick person. What is your name? 338 00:20:00,628 --> 00:20:02,228 Rebecca berkowitz. 339 00:20:05,048 --> 00:20:06,428 I'll text you later. 340 00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:17,242 I'm back. 341 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,935 The electricity still out? 342 00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:21,859 Uh, yeah. Here, have a strawberry. 343 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:23,697 Thanks. 344 00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:29,518 So, where were we? 345 00:20:29,632 --> 00:20:32,581 Uh, can we take a break? I can't really see my book in this light. 346 00:20:32,588 --> 00:20:36,988 Sure. That's a great idea. You're full of great ideas. 347 00:20:41,989 --> 00:20:43,859 How is the stereo working? 348 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:45,525 What do you mean? 349 00:20:46,409 --> 00:20:47,889 You said the electricity was out. 350 00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:52,002 Oh, right. Well, I guess some of it came back on. 351 00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:54,733 - But if the stereo-- - Ow, ow, ow. 352 00:20:54,738 --> 00:20:57,007 - What-- - Um, there's something in my eye. 353 00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:58,143 Oh. 354 00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:00,144 Uh, can you see anything? 355 00:21:00,149 --> 00:21:02,579 There might be an eyelash in there. Uh, look in my eye. 356 00:21:02,765 --> 00:21:04,274 It's hard to see in this light. 357 00:21:04,278 --> 00:21:05,408 Oh, then I'll get closer. 358 00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:08,425 See anything weird? 359 00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,098 Uh, no. But-- 360 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:11,703 but what? 361 00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:15,247 But you have a really pretty eye. 362 00:21:15,603 --> 00:21:17,003 Yeah? You think so. 363 00:21:17,718 --> 00:21:18,358 Uh-huh. 364 00:21:20,684 --> 00:21:22,604 What up? What up? What up? 365 00:21:23,671 --> 00:21:25,941 Wow, it's so dark in here. 366 00:21:26,056 --> 00:21:27,536 Uh, foul. 367 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:30,209 - What foul? - You intentionally sabotaged my moment. 368 00:21:30,215 --> 00:21:33,275 - How could I intentionally sabotage-- - Shane was totally about to kiss me. 369 00:21:33,382 --> 00:21:34,191 Really? 370 00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:35,633 - Girls-- - You know what you did? 371 00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:39,007 - No, no, I know what's the deal was. - This isn't fair. It's not fair. You sabotaged me. 372 00:21:39,016 --> 00:21:42,925 Girls. I don't know what's up with you two, but I've had enough of it. 373 00:21:43,054 --> 00:21:46,223 I've seen girls get competitive over a guy before, but you two are out of control. 374 00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:49,891 - Wait, shane-- - You girls call me when you learn to be a little more-- 375 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,709 he looks so broken. 376 00:22:09,715 --> 00:22:10,885 Poor Shane. 377 00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:12,409 He'll be all right. 378 00:22:12,812 --> 00:22:14,342 How long before he's up and around? 379 00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:17,546 Hard to say. It could be three, four. 380 00:22:20,288 --> 00:22:21,077 Days? 381 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:21,610 Weeks? 382 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:23,112 Maybe five. 383 00:22:24,788 --> 00:22:26,987 Dr. lindy, 03. 384 00:22:26,993 --> 00:22:29,372 I gotta get that. Don't stay too long. 385 00:22:29,378 --> 00:22:32,048 Dr. lindy, pick up 03. 386 00:22:32,175 --> 00:22:34,724 Let's never compete over a guy ever again. 387 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:35,960 - Never. - Good. 388 00:22:36,204 --> 00:22:38,454 Well, come on, the hospital cafeteria has turkey fingers. 389 00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:40,848 - I'm up for food. - Surprise, surprise. 390 00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:54,903 I win. 391 00:22:54,953 --> 00:22:59,503 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0